dekutree:

judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?

me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.

judge: 

(via leftsplit)

liamazing:

I don’t mind being alone. in fact, I kind of enjoy it.
surely I don’t enjoy being lonely,
but some days I won’t need to talk to anyone.
and I’m perfectly okay with that.